Dad jokes

 

Too (2) bad

 

A Gummy Bear

 

Because it would be a foot

 

Why such a long face?

 

The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!”
The horse says, You read my mind, buddy

 
Horse answers:
Yes, a lot of straw
 

High tide,
and the Beach answers:
Long time no see

 

It was tense

 

A plane Bagel, of course.

 

Because if it was flying over the bay
it would be a Bagel

 

Where is the Bar Tender?

 
It gave a little wine

More

 
I am slowly getting over them
 

Because he had Nobody to go with

 

The bar tender asks
Have you been served? .

 

Vitamin C

 

Fsh...

 

A Hyppo is a little heavy
and a Zippo is a little lighter

 

A gummy bear

 
The Police is searching tirelessly
 

Can you tell me which comes first

 

How will you pay:

and the duck answers: put it on my bill

 

Because it didn't want to be taken for a chicken

 
Is he resisting arrest?
 
In case he makes a "Hole in One"

Atom jokes

 
Are sure?
Are you positive?
 
He asks for a beer: the baman answers, for you
No charge
 
An Old Tron
 
The barman answers: Do you want another one?
 
I have no luggage, I am travelling light.
 

Helium doesn't react

 

The particle answers: Without me, you have No Mass

 
Just pull down the Genes