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A Man A Man Walks In a Bar
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Too (2) bad
A Gummy Bear
Because it would be a foot
Why such a long face?
The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!”
The horse says, You read my mind, buddy
Yes, a lot of straw
High tide,
and the Beach answers:
Long time no see
It was tense
A plane Bagel, of course.
Because if it was flying over the bay
it would be a Bagel
Where is the Bar Tender?
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The bear answers: I don't know, I was born like this
your blood type
The rabbit answers:
I am pretty sure it's a Type O
and the other one in a while
They barely cover an A...hole
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The bar tender answers yes,
but why such long pause
The bear answers: I don't know,
I was born like this
your blood type
The rabbit answers:
I am pretty sure it's a Type O
A Start-Up
I don't know where to start
They couldn't get his Left Foot In
I will tell you later
They taste funny
The P is silent
I have contacts
Sir Conference
The bear answers: I don't know, I was born like this
your blood type
The rabbit answers:
I am pretty sure it's a Type O
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Because it's not Strogonoff
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They barely cover an ass- hole
The bear answers: I don't know, I was born like this
your blood type
The rabbit answers:
I am pretty sure it's a Type O
Are you positive?
No charge
Helium doesn't react
The particle answers: Without me, you have No Mass
